WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE RELIGIOUS GO TO BCOM.
THERE YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW TO :
FAST BEFORE MEN.
PRAY SO IT CAN BE SEEN BEFORE MEN.
PRETEND YOU SPEAK IN TOUNGES.
GET THE DEMON CAST OUT IF YOU DONT SPEAK IN TOUNGES.
Isegete that is: "reading-into the text what you want." Example What is the text saying to me personally?
GO TO BURGER KING AFTER FASTING DURING LUNCH.
Any one else want to add?
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Don't forget to fall down on your face, yell, and cry, and put a good show on for everyone in Harp and Bowl...
Wow, I've been looking for info on this college from the personal perspective of students and couldnt find anything! I was ready to take the website at its word wow. Thanks for your honesty. I want to learn how to make disciples of all nations not be an educated pharisee. THANK YOU
Interesting. I just learned that one of the cult leaders from the cult I was a part of, David Hasz, is now VP of Leadership or something at BCOM.
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